The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.

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edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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werlicnessebaeddon:

k-scanine:

dangerscissor:

casual conversation

Ravens are amazing

ADORABLE

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cubebreaker:

Former Marine turned photographer Joel Parés’ series Judging America used real people dressed as stereotypes to remind us to not judge a person based on their tattoos, clothing, ethnicity, profession, or sexual orientation, but on their merits.

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I feel like my mutual crush no longer likes me. He and I rarely talk now and I don’t know if his excuses for blowing off plans that we had were legitimate or if he was lying because he doesn’t want to see me.

It hurts.

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

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cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

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emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it